Funny Video from David Alan Grier's "Chocolate News"

This is pretty damn funny. The point is... who cares about color? Think about the person for who he/she is! Now get out there and vote!

Funny Performance on Computers

My friend showed me this video the other day—this comedian, Eddie Izzard, has a love/hate relationship with technology. Sadly, there are people like that. Watch and you'll know what I'm talking about.

Funny Facts

Someone forwarded this to me a while ago. It's supposed to be funny so don't read if you'll get offended.


*** Ten Truths About Whites, Blacks, Asians and Hispanics ***


TEN TRUTHS BLACK, HISPANIC, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. NSYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional spanking helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.


TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.


TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. You cant drive.
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. The peace sign is outdated.
4. Rice is not a main course.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.


TEN TRUTHS WHITE, BLACK, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickies are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. Ten people to a car is considered too many.
8. You're in America, you speak our language.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

Russell Peters

Russell is one of my favorite comedians. Watch this skit where he talks about Chinese sellers.





That'd be neat if I worked for YouTube. I would be watching videos all day without having to worry about my boss catching me lol.

BTW, I saw Spiderman 3 on Friday and I'm very disappointed that it wasn't as good as 1 and 2. So for those of you who haven't seen it, I suggest you wait until the DVD comes out. I'm looking forward to Transformers (7/4/07) and I know it'll be good since it's directed by Michael Bay.

Funny skit from Mad TV

Mad TV isn't as funny as it used to be but I had to show this skit to all of you. I wonder what the Bush administration would think if they saw this. That'd be so funny if Apple comes up with the other nonexistent products.

If you're a web geek like me, check out more funny videos on YouTube. I'll post my favorites here periodically.